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Another kind of writing on the wall... genius!

Another kind of writing on the wall... genius!

Before there was Tom “The Don” Cruise in Scientology extraterrestrial crop circles, there was Jason Beghe. The guy, probably most noted for uh… I linked his IMDB page… um… Melrose Place or Everwood (maybe?), was actually the crown prince of the mental cryptic cult nestled in the Hollywood Hills.

Well, unsure if the spotlight still warmed his tail in the colder months, he threw out a press release and denounced the social gathering with a 501 (c) (3) hoping someone would notice.

They did, and then some.

As a result of the national coverage, Scientologists everywhere flew into a frenzy, except for Tommy Boy who got his promotion to “Head Cashew” in the fancy-schmancy nut house.

Recently, noted Other Brick in the Wall “Idol Chatter” got an interview with the Dianetic defect. And believe me, Beghe rocked the mic and did everything but make fun of L. Ron Hubbard’s mama.

“In my humble opinion, Scientology is not a religion. It’s a dangerous religious cult: a cruel, sadistic business practice. Just because the IRS gave it tax exempt status does not make it a religion. Ninety percent of ex-Scientologists–and there are millions out there–do not consider it a religion.”

Don’t you know John Travolta is fueling up his jet and planning to bomb Beghe’s house right about now? Wait, there’s more:

“All my life I’ve been a very happy guy,” he says. “Until I got into Scientology, I didn’t know what depression was. The last ten years, I was absolutely miserable.”

This is a guy who was an OT V, which is equivalent to a Cardinal in the Vatican in terms of power and stroke. Give him some levity because Beghe has 13 years of brainwash leaking out of his ears and more than a decade of angst to take out on the thugs that did more than took his money, but his sanity.

Let me tell you, anytime you phrase someone who leaving a church of his or her own volition “being gotten out,” it’s NOT A CHURCH. It may as well be the Spanish Inquisition and bind potential SPs in chains, whipping them before meals and twice before devotionals. [FYI – a “suppressive person” is someone that is blacklisted from the castle AND all those swank ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ parties on Hollywood and Highland].

Now, I have searched major news networks and other Christian publications for salvation status. No word on Beghe accepting Jesus Christ, but someone that can be that gung-ho about a MAN… imagine how excited and contagious he could be for a living God? Go get ’em Jason! Give ’em hell… literally.

That’s right, Fame-o-philes. Get ready.

America’s favorite couch-jumpin’, no-Prozac-takin’, psychiatrist-hatin’, vertically-challenged havin’ basket case, Tom Cruise, is now the “Godfather” of Scientology.

No really, as in Mafia, organized crime, cement loafers and “Leave the gun and take the cannoli.”

At least, according to this lawsuit against the sci-fi church noted in the New York Daily News.

Evidently instead of donning Spock ears and other sexy Star Trek paraphernalia, members of the “Church” of Scientology have timewarped past all reality right into the same breath of Don Corleone. Note some of the legal writ:

Tom Cruise is named in a $250 million federal lawsuit that is using the RICO statute against the Church of Scientology. Ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, a longtime critic of the church, filed suit in Southern District Court in Florida on July 15 alleging, among other things, that members of the church harassed him after he left.

…Letterese calls the church a “crime syndicate” and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, just as the feds have broken up Mafia families.

Nice, but not surprising. Check out this story from MSNBC for further proof of the “Administration” in the L. Ron Hubbard money-making empire.

Listen, any like-minded folk of believers that hide behind a shroud of religion IN SECRET and bully the world to keep it that way is – be definition – a CULT, not a church (MEMO to Masons, Covens and Scientology-ens).

What’s this sound like? They extrapolate money like building a bomb shelter is a necessity. They follow… er, scratch that… stalk folk that are no longer enamored with their wily ways.  They are always in spin control when interested parties do their homework, report their freakish ways and get lambasted publicly for being counterproductive sleuths on a mission to bash what they love.

Answer: A disgruntled baby-daddy from the NBA? No. CULTS. (I know, “slimy televangelists” may have been an acceptable answer as well. We can talk about that later. I’m on a roll).

If any pseudo-church tells folk one thing and denies access to know the real thing… well, do I have to draw you a map? Why does this “church” have most of Hollywood all romanced up? What’s the offer they can’t refuse? It surely ain’t Jesus and life eternal!

Whatever it is, it’s a money-fleecing farce, it’s a man-made multi-level marketing plan and it’s flawed to make anyone believe that life outside of the love of God is okie-dokee. There’s something seriously wrong in that opulent castle resting in the Hollywood Hills, and it’s not the fact a maid hasn’t been there in a while.

So, good on ya’ with the law suit. And MEMO to Tommy Boy: Maybe now it makes sense when the elders of the church heard Katie was pregnant, the card accompanying the bouquet of congratulatory flowers read:

“May your first child be a masculine child. Love, Capo Di Tutti Capi.”