Apocalypse Watch: NASA thinks the Q Dog should be put to sleep before 2012

Posted: November 4, 2009 in Follow up, Occultish Observations, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture, Testify
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Coming Nov. 13, 2009... I mean, 2012.

Later this month, you know in 2009, a blockbuster is going to hit global screens – 2012.

John Cusack is going to save the world from the “Q Dog” (much to the chagrin of my Alpha Phi Alpha, Inc. ties) and the fact that it’s just a cheap marketing ploy three years early shouldn’t matter. I mean, it doesn’t to Hollywood folk.

However, one organization all this apocalyptic kerfuffle is bothering is NASA. Just ask one of their astrophysicists, David Morrison:

“Calendars, whether contemporary or ancient, cannot predict the future of our planet or warn of things to happen on a specific date such as 2012. I note that my desk calendar ends much sooner, on Dec. 31, 2009, but I do not interpret this as a prediction of Armageddon. It is just the beginning of a new year.”

Can we please stop with the end times theories? The Bible declares it; I believe it; and I wish that would settle it:

Our Lord Jesus told us that when he comes, we won’t go up to meet him ahead of his followers who have already died. With a loud command and with the shout of the chief angel and a blast of God’s trumpet, the Lord will return from heaven. Then those who had faith in Christ before they died will be raised to life. Next, all of us who are still alive will be taken up into the clouds together with them to meet the Lord in the sky. From that time on we will all be with the Lord forever. (1 Thessalonians 4:15-17)

I mean, if anyone wishes this mess would stop is the Olympics. After all, in 2012, the Spice Girls are performing! Isn’t that enough of a reason for the half-dog, half-lizard to hold off for a few months?!

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Comments
  1. Joe says:

    Once again, it’s all about, and only about, jesus… I bet you have Proof he existed too right!

    • hiscrivener says:

      I do, as a matter of fact. Do you have proof that he didn’t? And check here or here, I’m pretty up front about the whole allegiance thingy to Jesus. I am glad you stopped by though. Plenty of bricks to sit on this Wall.

  2. Ross L. Gillum says:

    Okay…….who are the Spice Girls?? Time to check out Google:-) Showing my age to you youngsters yet?? 🙂

    I have to agree with Harmonic Praise. Time to let this rest. While we are to be “watchful” and discern the times, I missed the part where Christ told us to play the guessing game about the day or the hour. If Christians would accept what they really are…….Ambassadors for Christ, we would look at timelines differently. No matter the hour or day………time is running out, day after day, and good Ambassadors would be planning accordingly. Just me bein me. 🙂

  3. Harmonic Praise says:

    I know! I am so sick and tired of all these end times theories and this 2012 mess! For goodness sakes people, can we just take Jesus at word, “No man knows the day nor the hour!” Ain’t no use in sitting around trying to look at current events and past prophecies to try and predict an actual date. There’s too much work to be done! Let’s get busy for the Lord while we still have time!

  4. wickle says:

    Ummm …

    Actually, if the Spice Girls are performing, that’s a good reason to hope for the world to end in 2011, just to be on the safe side!

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