Archive for September 28, 2009

In case you missed, Jesus has indeed come back… well, kinda’.

Meet Michael Belk, veteran fashion photographer and creator of the nouveau cover shot, “Journeys with the Messiah.”

(Snap. Snap.)

This collection of highly metrosexual Jesus photos was released on 9/11 because you know, when I think of that day, I want to be reminded of how the Lord would look as a fashionista in a name-brand toga.

Seriously?

“I was in New York prepping for a photo shoot a week after 9/11 and saw many people searching for something,” recalled Michael Belk, who created the Jesus photo collection out of his Christian faith. “Similar to 9/11, I think many Americans don’t know where to turn in the midst of the current worldwide financial crisis.”

Okay? I’ll give you that, but dude, let’s talk about Jesus here and just what you believe is being searched. These pictures in your “Parable or Messiah Collections” are more than 1,000 words (and I highly encourage clicking on this link).

All photos were taken in Matera, Italy. Yes, same place as “The Passion of the Christ,” but is this the right gospel with Jesus’ coifed hair, manicured goatee and lovely desert ensemble? Just sayin’.

Excuse me, Biff. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Excuse me, Biff. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Um? Sieg Heil? Or is this fashion police? Pull oh-vea!

Um? Sieg Heil? Or is this fashion police? Pull oh-vea!

I've heard of carrying me for footprints in the sand, but um...

I've heard of carrying me for footprints in the sand, but um...

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