Archive for September 4, 2009

Well, what does his stance on gay marriage have to do with anything?

Nothing really, but just ask Governor Charlie C-R-I-S-T why there haven’t any more hurricanes in Florida and he will tell you that God had something to do with it:

Crist said he isn’t trying to take credit, but he told a group of real estate agents Friday that he’s had prayer notes placed in the Western Wall in Jerusalem each year and no major storms have hit Florida.

Whether it’s his love notes to the Old City of Jerusalem or his peculiar name referring to the Almighty, faith in God may indeed have something to do with the ill wind blowing away from Florida’s coast.

“Do you know the last time it was we had a hurricane in Florida? It’s been awhile. In 2007, I took my first trade mission. Do you know where I went?” said Crist, a Methodist, referring to a trip to Israel. He then told of going to the Western Wall and inserting a note with a prayer. He said it read, “Dear God, please protect our Florida from storms and other difficulties. Charlie.”

Is there anything he can't do?!

Is there anything he can't do?!

Since, we are talking about praises, thank God indeed he signed it. Otherwise, God may well have been searching for days for other cats named Charles.

Darwin did study to be a monk. Dickens did write the CHRIST-mas Carol. And people look for Jesus daily on that new-fangled computer contraption Babbage invented. So, there’s some possibilities.

Or then, to add to the Holy Spirit scavenger hunt, what about the ‘Charlies’ who go by ‘Chuck‘?! Oy Vey!

Norris could just kick a hurricane’s butt (note picture). Yeager could have flown faster than a hurricane. And then there is E. Cheese who would have just fed one really bad pizza and watched it puke all over the Sunshine state.

Either way, Gov. Crist did the right thing by petitioning the Lord on behalf of Mickey Mouse. Thanks for being the man, Gov.