Cross Eyed: Evangelism in 60 Seconds

Posted: July 25, 2009 in Follow up, Good for a Giggle, Religion Potpourri
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Okay, okay.

Surely, we jest with the Mormons because of their insatiable need to earn their way into heaven, rocking the holy underwear and belief that God and the Virgin Mary actually hooked up, thus a Savior was born.

I don’t know… call me cynical.

However, the traveling missionaries who don’t know any better are among some of the most dedicated people “of faith”. And when they are not trying to memorize biblical replacements like “The Pearl of Great Price,they eat up the Holy Bible in a way that should make most Christians envious.

That said, may I introduce the “Holy Bible in 60 Seconds… rapping by two pasty white LDS missionaries, no less.” Enjoy!

Masonry Shout Out to WOW News’ Idol Chatter.

  1. Jules says:

    You do know that the “Bible in a Minute” video is merely a parody of the Mormons right? 😉

  2. Ross says:

    Proof positive that Mormanism is NOT divinely ordained, but actually a cute little “Satanic” cult, huh?!?! 🙂 Many times we fall to jest and making fun. It’s human, and forgivable, but these guys need the “Truth” and they will be set free!!!

    Here’s a “little” back-up to my conclusion.

    Walk as Children of Light
    Ephesians 5: 1 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children; 2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour.

    3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; 4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. 5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. [1] 7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them. 8 For ye were sometimes darkness, but now are ye light in the Lord: walk as children of light: 9 (For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth;) 10 Proving what is acceptable unto the Lord. 11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them. 12 For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret. 13 But all things that are reproved [2] are made manifest by the light: for whatsoever doth make manifest is light. 14 Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light. 15 See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise, 16 Redeeming the time, because the days are evil. 17 Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is. 18 And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit; 19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord; 20 Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ;

    21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God

  3. Polycarp says:

    Yeah, well, let’s see them do that with the Book of Mormon

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