Archive for July 25, 2009

Okay, okay.

Surely, we jest with the Mormons because of their insatiable need to earn their way into heaven, rocking the holy underwear and belief that God and the Virgin Mary actually hooked up, thus a Savior was born.

I don’t know… call me cynical.

However, the traveling missionaries who don’t know any better are among some of the most dedicated people “of faith”. And when they are not trying to memorize biblical replacements like “The Pearl of Great Price,they eat up the Holy Bible in a way that should make most Christians envious.

That said, may I introduce the “Holy Bible in 60 Seconds… rapping by two pasty white LDS missionaries, no less.” Enjoy!

Masonry Shout Out to WOW News’ Idol Chatter.