Archive for March 26, 2009

gay_marriageProposition 8 failed. Liberal states have attempted to adopt policy. And Hollywood has been its advocate since the dawn of time.Yet, gay marriage has yet to really catch on.

Until now and some dead guy named Noah Webster got his etymology on, and redefine “marriage” himself.

Regardless of how long the author of our current lexicon has been entombed, he was able to send Hollywood a “Get Well Soon” card and a nice middle finger to the rest of us God-loving folk.

One of the nation’s most prominent dictionary companies has resolved the argument over whether the term “marriage” should apply to same-sex duos or be reserved for the institution that has held families together for millennia: by simply writing a new definition.

They can do that?! This is the same book that used to define “marriage” by quoting Hebrews 13:4. And now, the authors and publishers feel that whole Bible reference is a smidge antiquated, so they get out the Husky pencil and fat eraser and let ‘er rip.

Forget the marriage… THIS is an abomination! If anyone agrees, here’s a certain address and phone number you may be interested in forwarding to your entire rolodex:

47 Federal St
Springfield, MA 01105
(413) 734-3134

Now then, please enjoy this video and don’t mind the eerie music. I’m going back to perusing my thesaurus and searching for synonyms of fraud, atheistic and iconoclast.