God Sighting of the Month: Velvet Jesus and his Lava Lamp

Posted: January 23, 2009 in Follow up, Good for a Giggle, OMG!, The Obvious Files
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Uncanny. Jesus really doesn’t think he gets enough press, because he has been showing his glowing face everywhere this month. And honestly, these stories are too rich to sit on until February.

If that's what it takes... dude.

If that's what it takes... dude.

So, there’s this Aussie who believes he saw a far out vision, man. Like, he witnessed a righteous blaze in his lava lamp of sweet baby Jesus and his mama. Awesome, man. Totally awesome, bud. Let’s party!

“I turned on my brand new lava lamp and watched in awe as the unmistakeable image of the Holy Mary cradling the Baby Jesus appeared.” The image took his breath away. “I immediately turned off the lamp and the lava has remained in this position ever since.”

And you know, like an inspired business man, dude makes a shrine to his deified bong hit… online. No seriously. Click to view the “HolyMaryLamp” Web site. Stay classy, bro.

So what does this prove? Jesus really is the Light of the World.

  1. Jesus Christ says:

    Oh, I was there. Never doubt that for a second. Lava lamps rock. Plus, it’s been raining in Seattle, and I just had to get out and about for some rays.

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