God Sighting of the Month: Why be barefoot in the kitchen

Posted: January 22, 2009 in Denominational Fun, Follow up, Good for a Giggle, The Obvious Files
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WOW! January has been a busy month for God Sightings. I suppose Jesus and his mama was jealous from all the headlines this other messiah was getting, so they had to show up spooking people in small towns and trailer parks across the country.

tiles-of-godMeet Antonia Baker of Las Vegas, Nevada.

[A] West Valley woman says she has had the likeness of Jesus in every one of her kitchen tiles for eight years. Antonia Baker saw the image in the floor of her Lakes home for the first time three years ago during the Christmas season while she was recovering from surgery for an eye injury. Doctors said she had to keep her head down to allow her retina to heal. She wasn’t allowed to read or use the computer, so she had to stare at the floor for three weeks.

I suppose when you have to do that, either vertigo sets in or massive hallucinations. Of course, the sanctity of her floor touched her soul, and then she tried to touch her pocketbook by selling some of the tiles and grout on eBay. Keep it classy, woman.

My question is if she is making a PB&J and drops some bread on the floor, and then her dog swoops in to gobble up the scraps… does that bread become the Eucharist, and Fido just took communion? IJS.

Oh, and a hilarious, and highly ironic, side note: the reporter’s surname is “Pope”

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