Princess Diana memoirs have gone sacred… as in a cow

Posted: December 17, 2008 in Above the Fold, Keep it real, Networking, PC is not for ME, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture
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From Idol Chatter, a fave from the Beliefnet-work and “Another Brick in the Wall”, has posted something about the holy writ that leaves a certain unsavory and unpious taste in HiScrivener’s mouth.

Anyone interested in the uber-pro-homosexual ‘Princess Diana Bible’?! No, seriously.

Now, you may be thinking the psychogenic princess gathered together a bunch of biblical scholars in jolly ol’ England, maybe in the hallowed halls of Buckingham Palace, to discuss hermaneutics and apologetics of the word of God, right?

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Maybe this was her reply to the Anglican Church?!

Uh, not so much.

The upcoming “Princess Diana Bible” will be a pro-gay translation bible from authors who claim “there is solid evidence that Adam and Eve were both women” and whose current movie has been banned by at least one movie theater chain.

The name of the group says it all: “Revision Studios” will be the publisher of the new book that will say that “gay is better than straight” according to a press release drawing attention to Director Max Mitchell, the writer and producer of “Horror in the Wind.” There will also be a new part mini-series: “The Gay Old Testament” and “The Gay New Testament.”

Does this madness ever stop? Is no one scared of God any more? You know, if you were acosted by some dude and now you find solace in the arms of another woman, I get that. If you just never fit in the locker room, so now you are at ease with your man crush, I get that too. It’s a sin, but I understand.

THIS maniacal behavior I don’t get, and am so waiting for a lightning bolt to shock the bejeebers out of that “studio”. And just to add testosterone to their misguided, sardonic libido, we have a preview of Genesis. Interested?

“And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Aida, and she slept: and he took one of her ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from woman, made he another woman, and brought her unto the first. And Aida said, ‘This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of me. Therefore shall a woman leave her mother, and shall cleave unto her wife: and they shall be one flesh.’ And they were both naked, the woman and her wife, and were not ashamed.”

I am rarely a man sorely searching for words, but I got nothing – no quips, no biting humor, no snappy wit. I am bone dry on this. All I know after reading Lady Di’s “Genesis” is another memoir I read in Revelation:

For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

God may have saved the Queen, but your jacklegged tail is fresh out of hope. Much like those books were hurled in the movie “Footloose,” Burn Baby Burn!

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  1. […] HiScrivener of The Writing on the Wall warns, “This is where PC is going to take this world, and the Church unless the Body of Christ unites and speaks out” in his post “Princess Diana memoirs have gone sacred … as in a cow.” […]

  2. […] HiScrivener of The Writing on the Wall warns, “This is where PC is going to take this world, and the Church unless the Body of Christ unites and speaks out” in his post “Princess Diana memoirs have gone sacred … as in a cow.” […]

  3. wickle says:

    I stand by my very solid proof that Adam and Eve were not both female — Cain, Abel, Seth, etc..

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