Mormon Porn Calendar guy wants his LDS education

Posted: November 26, 2008 in Denominational Fun, Follow up, Keep it real, On Your Wall
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Remember Chad Hardy?

No? Well, the LDS Church sure does. He was that snarky yet adventrous entrepreneur from Las Vegas with six generations of allegiance stored up for the Mormons; however, he thought it to be a good idea to make a missionary beefcake calendar.

Well, long (and amusing) story short, some of the elders at “Supplement to the Bible Central” considered the calendar promoting a “Few Good Men” sacrilege and proceeded to excommunicate his tail from the church.

mormon-family-crossingAnd to best illustrate the cultic owens of the LDS church, Chad Hardy was attending Brigham Young University (Mormon U.) and now – according to the Salt Lake Tribune – his kick in the pants made him ineligible for graduation.

In a letter sent Friday to the office of Norman Finlinson, executive director of BYU’s Student, Academic and Advisement Services, Salt Lake City attorney Stephen C. Clark demanded the school award the diploma or hold a formal appeals process, which Hardy never had. Failing to give Hardy a fair hearing could prompt legal action, Clark’s letter said.

Ya’ think? But where is that ‘fair hearing’ going to take place? Provo? Hyde Park? Brigham City? Because that freakish school is not going to let Chad be given a fair trial. Why? Because this will be cast in front of a jury of his “peers”.

You know, all of them wearing holy skivvies, reading a fake Bible, believing what “God know is, man can become” and having no clue of the fate that awaits them if they don’t get their craper, theology straight. Yeah, those peers.

Dude has an affinity for time and dates, trying to get a college degree and a bunch of curmudgeons seal his fate because they aren’t fond of Chad’s idea of business development. Ah well, maybe he can transfer to the University of Utah. Now, that’s irony at its finest if you know anything about college football.

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  1. […] } I said it once, and now I get to say again… anyone remember excommunicated Mormon Chad […]

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