internet-dating2Online dating organizations have come and gone. Few of them make a dent in the general marketplace. Among the dominators have been eHarmony with its bajillion item Myers-Briggs questionnaire and publicly avowed, born-again Christian CEO Neil Clark Warren, Ph.D.

Well, after a decade of making a viable brand and somehow surreptitiously envoke the name of God, Neil Clark Warren has done what so many others in his position have done. He caved to the stress of “the man,” as seen in this story by blogging hottie (and writer par excellence) Michelle Malkin.

In this case, the “man” is a collective group of vociferous sexually confused folk traipsing around eHarmony’s HQ in drag – the otherwise known homosexual community. (OK, not all of them are in drag, but I’m all about creating word pictures. Work with me people.)

New Jersey plaintiff Eric McKinley can now crown himself the new Rosa Parks — heroically breaking down inhumane barriers to Internet matchmaking by forcing a law-abiding private company to provide services it was never created to provide.”Men seeking men” has now been enshrined with “I have a dream” as a civil rights rallying cry of the 21st century. Bully for you, Mr. McKinley. You bully.

Genius! Seriously, this law suit was nothing more than a money grab, and an opportunity to get 15 minutes on Pride radio and an exclusive in The Advocate.

Please. There are gay matchmaking sites EVERYWHERE. Why go here? You think there would be chiseled brothers sweltering in the closet who would jump out (and snap in a circle no less) at the very look of young Eric McKinley’s photoshopped head shot?

And I am just sayin...

And I am just sayin...

No, this was about a political agenda against – wait for it – Christians.

To bash them in the mouth, kick them in the shin and kick dirt in Gramps Warren’s face.And have Hollywood adore you for it.

You feel good about yourself now? You should now that Warren had his PR reps pen this force-fed update on the company:

According to the settlement, eHarmony will launch a new website,, aimed solely at the homosexual community. As part of the settlement, eHarmony, Inc. will advertise the website in homosexual media outlets, will allow the first 10,000 users to register free and will pay $50,000 to the attorney general’s office and $5,000 to the man who filed the initial complaint. It also will post a statement on the new website saying its matchmaking strategy is based on research involving heterosexual couples and not homosexual couples. (Source: Baptist Press)

What’s next for Warren? Gender profiling for advertising in “stereotypical” homosexual media outlets. Maybe they’re not gay, just “colorful”. Who ever thought what used to be a pot o’ gold and the dude from Lucky Charms would end up being the rally towel for unity agendas everywhere.

Somewhere, Noah is in heaven kicking the crap out of the Ark… and Judy Garland is possibly there as well taking no more requests for her famous song.

  1. hiscrivener says:

    I completely agree with you!

    Inside baseball, My Fair Lady and I first met because of a like-minded Web site. They work, and if “he who finds a wife, finds a good thing” then she must do what it takes to be found. These days, that may mean taking Dr. Warren up on his offer for marital bliss.

    I think you’re right. He isn’t creating a new eHarmony site because of a new found affinity to hook up gay folk. He is doing out of pressure and placation. And that is horrible news.

  2. LaVrai says:

    This whole thing upsets me, so I won’t even bother.

    But I bet that dude who sued (tried to?) Thomas-Nelson about their use of the term “homosexuals” in the passage of the Holy Bible about who is not getting into the Kingdom… I bet he’s just kicking himself now.

    But seriously, HiScrivener, this is just so sad and ridiculous. I bet you the eHarmony founder wishes he could just “throw away” the site… but who would throw away their money-making baby so easily?

  3. hiscrivener says:


    I think you need to surgically have your tongue removed from your cheek. That could hinder your food intake if you don’t have that checked.

    In other words, nice.


  4. Keanan Brand says:

    “Bully” is an apt name. Like all the bullies out there protesting Prop 8 and literally pushing people around.

    But–never forget–those homosexuals are SO much more broad-minded than we Christian folk.

    Pardon me. Was my sarcasm showing?

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