happy-atheist-masA rotund belly. Rosy red cheeks. A bellowing “ho ho ho”. And now, a wrinkled and thick middle finger to all the haters out there.

It’s bad enough people want to take the CHRIST out of Christmas with protests at shopping centers, but now those heinous heathens are using holiday jingles to do it, as seen by this story in the Houston Chronicle.

Ads proclaiming, “Why believe in a god? Just be good for goodness’ sake,” will appear on Washington, D.C., buses starting next week and running through December. The American Humanist Association unveiled the provocative $40,000 holiday ad campaign Tuesday.

Seriously? In lieu of the economy and despite Yuletide joy, these dimwits get together, sharing their swill and come up with this as an effective ad campaign. Who would get amped up over this bit of advertising genius? I mean this has the sex appeal of a school bus fire. Come on!

Does anyone understand how real Jesus MUST be?!

There are no advertising campaigns to bash the fat belly out of Buddha. No marketing outreaches to reinforce Christ really isn’t part of the season to the Atheist Colony. No grassroots efforts that sheds light upon the reason for cooking ham to the Muslims. So why attack Jesus? He is real. No other explanations, well, unless you believe this tool:

“We are trying to reach our audience, and sometimes in order to reach an audience, everybody has to hear you,” said Fred Edwords, spokesman for the humanist group. “Our reason for doing it during the holidays is there are an awful lot of agnostics, atheists and other types of non-theists who feel a little alone during the holidays because of its association with traditional religion.”

So, wasting your money is to save the self-esteem of a few turds out there vocal about a losing battle?! You know, the holidays are lot like a bad TV show. If you don’t like it, ignore it. Don’t decorate your house. Don’t go to the mall. Don’t watch the Burl Ives classics. Don’t move your calendar until the following year. For the rest of us, we will be enjoying CHRISTmas, singing “Away in a Manger” and invading Starbucks like a holy crusade.

Ah, Joy to the World!

  1. donstuff says:

    I wonder as I wander…

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