OK, here’s two words that don’t belong in the same sentence: “Christian” and “Party”
According to the aforementioned story, here’s why the Georgia faith-based institution makes the buck wyle list:
Obscure Toccoa Falls College has impressed the judges for years with its quirky talent shows, freshman mixers and over-the-top support for their beleaguered sports teams. The school is also known for its Quad Runs, a longtime tradition where hundreds of students spontaneously bolt from their rooms, tag a certain spot on the administration building and run back as if nothing happened.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Granted, they’re kids and it’s much better than all-night stoopers blubbering alcohol and coke lines, but does pubescent angst like this really require a LIST?! Seriously?
What’s next, some Catholic school drones up the memories of fermented wine keggers and funny bread pass arounds? Maybe there is a Mormon college in Salt Lake where they dare to strip out of their holy skivvies, bay at the full moon and actually spend a day going house-to-house NOT dressed alike?
In case you are wondering where to send your child to college, here is the rest of the Top 5:
- Wheaton College (Wheaton, Ill.)
- Concordia University (Austin, Texas)
- Southeastern University (Lakeland, Fla.)
- Fresno Pacific University (Fresno, Calif.)
Awesome. Simply awesome. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!