palinotologyThe dust has settled. The crowds have faded. The BarackStar has entered the building.

And now, there is nothing to the Republican ticket but a shell of the structure that held intact the swelling ego of one Sarah Palin.

Before the campaign, she was an enigma. During the campaign, she was an anomaly. NOW, she is a wart on the butt of the media… and they are so feeling it! Have you Googled her lately?

John McCain couldn’t pay this woman to do an interview DURING the presidential veepstakes. She was either too busy at LensCrafters creating another optical trend or somewhere in the universe getting trained for another public appearance that may actually be recorded.

But now, she has transformed from “Miss Congeniality” to “Miss Availability” and preaching all the while. Note this “exclusive” interview with FOX News. But first this… is it really exclusive if everyone else has gotten an interview as well in a span of six days?! That’s like having girlfriends in Canada. I’m just sayin’. Carry on.

This is what I always do. I’m like, “God, if there is an open door for me somewhere”–this is what I always pray–“don’t let me miss the open door. Show me the open door and even if it’s just cracked a little bit, maybe I’ll plow right no through that, maybe prematurely plow through it, but don’t let me miss an open door.” And if there is an open door in ’12, or four years later, and if it’s something that’s going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.

Wall Watchers, if she is the future of the conservatives in this country, I am seriously looking to selling stock at a blistering rate. It’s bad enough Mr. Uber-Liberal is sitting at the Resolute Desk, but now we have a threat of the other extreme balancing this fulcrum of death?! Where’s my open door? Anyone?

Time magazine also covered this quote and her self-aggrandizement as of late in splendid fashion.

Ah well, that sound you hear is the strike of midnight looming and Cinderella racing to kiss Nanook of the North so she doesn’t turn into a pumpkin. Maybe that headline should read, “Miss Pumpkin Pie”?! At any rate, her 15 minutes are almost up. Enjoy the ice caps.

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Comments
  1. Women are the real architects of society.

  2. Obama Sucks says:

    @hiscrivener: Like Obama doesnt need to go back to the IL Senate and learn how it works? Its quite apparent now that he just doesnt get it. He’s failed.

  3. srhagerman says:

    Yes yes. Did you see the news conference today? Sarah Palin was amazing. She is a different person already.

    2012 watch out! I see a Romney Palin ticket or a Palin Romney ticket. 🙂 🙂 🙂

  4. hiscrivener says:

    No question. She will be able to revive her interest in four years, campaign on the whole Veep inclusion and hope for the best. Among the other conservatives in hopes to knock off Obama in four years (which let’s admit it, will take a tsunami of mistakes for the BarackStar for that to happen) are:

    > Romney and his holy skivvies who is the closest thing to Reagan since, well… Reagan.
    > Mayor Rudy, but come on, how long can he live off 9-11?!
    > That Minnesota Governor… and the fact no one can recall his name kills him.
    > Texas Governor Rick Perry, and that’s lunacy because of his close relations to Bush. You saw how that worked out for the other guy.
    > And then there’s Huckabee, who WILL compete for the crown.

    Yeah, this should be fun to watch from the raging independent seats! Woohoo!

  5. srhagerman says:

    HiScrivener,

    I think Palin has come off, with her ideas, as a bit too extreme. I consider my self a Republican, but she is far too right winged for me. I mean, she has some potential, but I think Mitt Romney or one of the others has a much better chance at 2012. Palin will probably be around for the debates. If she does make it the top ticket, then I will have no problem voting for her.

  6. hiscrivener says:

    SRH,

    Currently, she is a laughing stock to most of the GOP. Get her back to AK, allow her to govern and TRULY make a footprint of execution and then we can talk in 2012 (although I think she will be hard pressed to beat a wildly popular FOX News pundit named Huckabee). She has ideas, but they are too altruistic for what this country was prepared to deal with.

    What they wanted was anything that rhymed with “Ka-ching,” and that’s all the BarackStar discussed.

    Oh, and by the way, when she does decide to throw her hat in the ring in 2010 (because two years of campaigning is apparently status quo now), make sure she encounters a blitzkrieg of media training and national one-on-ones. That Couric interview was her demise and she knows it.

    Allow that sentiment to subside and she should be taken seriously, if only for a while.

    Peace,
    HiScrivener

  7. srhagerman says:

    I would not count Palin out just yet. She is a young and fresh face for the Republican party. Along with her energy, she will bring reform and trust back to the Republican party. Get use to seeing her, for once 2012 comes around FOX News and the rest of the biased media will be downplaying her on a daily basis.

  8. […] Sarah Palin: Bye, Bye Miss American Pie The dust has settled. The crowds have faded. The BarackStar has entered the building. And now, there is nothing to the Republican ticket but a shell of the structure that held intact the swelling ego of one Sarah Palin. Before the campaign, she was an enigma. During the campaign, she was an anomaly. NOW, she is a wart on the butt of the media… and they are so feeling it! Have you Googled her lately? John McCain couldn’t pay this woman to do an interview DURING the presidential veepstakes. She was either too busy at LensCrafters creating another optical trend or somewhere in the universe getting trained for another public appearance that may actually be recorded. But now, she has transformed from “Miss Congeniality” to “Miss Availability” and preaching all the while. Note this “exclusive” interview with FOX News. But first this… is it really exclusive if everyone else has gotten an interview as well in a span of six days?! That’s like having girlfriends in Canada. I’m just sayin’. Carry on. This is what I always do. I’m like, “God, if there is an open door for me somewhere”–this is what I always pray–”don’t let me miss the open door. Show me the open […] […]

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