Good afternoon, Wall Watchers. Now is time for “What’s My Line?”

It seems the most anathematic and atheistic organization on earth – the dreaded ACLU – has a new sheriff in town, and her name is Susan Herman. Her first public statement wasn’t about another Ten Commandments tablet needing removal from a remote courtroom, it was something you would never gander… ever… to come from the ACLU.

[According to the Christian Post], the newly elected president of the American Civil Liberties Union says the organization plans to reach out to communities where it is not well-known or not well-understood.

Sorry? The ACLU? Not well understood? Isn’t that like saying Pope Benedict may be swinging a little to the left? Billy Graham really isn’t that effective at public speaking? Or perhaps thinking the Apostle Peter should have skipped his calling and wrote a series of anger management books.

Not well understood, my blessed @$$urance! Puh-lease.

Sure, your name states America and Civil Liberties, but it’s really an affront to rid this country of anything Christian like prayer, sacrosanct symbolism and that Jesus fella. So, Herman continues with her drivel:

Since its establishment in 1920, the ACLU has set out to preserve First Amendment rights, the right to equal protection under the law, the right to due process, and the right to privacy. Its stated mission is “to defend and preserve the individual rights and liberties guaranteed to every person in this country by the Constitution and laws of the United States.”

That is, unless of course, you believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God who died and resurrected for the forgiveness of our sins. If that’s you, the ACLU did not set to preserve diddly-poo for you.

So, uh, good luck with all that “misimpression” offal and ballyhoo. Because I think the only misimpression you will get at the end of this media campaign is the monstrous retainer some uber-fortunate PR firm will get trying to get the public to buy that line.


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