Gay rights protests. Subliminal messaging in the movies. And now, the latest plague for the cutest mouse in U.S. History, DEATH THREATS – from the extremists Muslims no less. Man, those nuts on a roll lately.
Well, here is the true story from Great Britain, and here is a hilarious excerpt:
Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed Mickey Mouse is “one of Satan’s soldiers” and makes everything it touches impure. According to a translation prepared by the Middle East Media Research Institute, an American press monitoring service, he said: “The mouse is one of Satan’s soldiers and is steered by him. “If a mouse falls into a pot of food – if the food is solid, you should chuck out the mouse and the food touching it, and if it is liquid – you should chuck out the whole thing, because the mouse is impure.
That’s too bad. My little Wall Watchers are going to be upset the next time they watch Mickey Mouse on Playhouse Disney and the programming is interrupted by some smelly dude shouting in spittle, swinging a gun around and holding a bound-and-gagged Donald Duck at gunpoint for hostage bait.
But then again, the kids at home see dude’s towel, mistake his profuse sweat for water and assume he is naked under his cleric fatigues. Laughter ensues, chants of “I can see his booty” break out and wrapped up in a nice, child-like sandwich of “Daddy, I think he tooted” because the childlike thoughts are constantly interrupted by homeboy’s inescapable body odor.
The hostage takeover would be a laughing stock and the Muslim tool would be arrested without a fight. It truly is a Magical Kingdom, huh?