College gets new 3 R’s: Reading, ‘Righting and Getting Randy

Posted: September 9, 2008 in IJS, On Your Wall, The Obvious Files
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Meet Micah Armstrong hometown evangelist, hater of college students and a man obsessed with something… well, how would you say… in a world of “baiters”, he would be the “master”?!

This free speech advocate preacher attracts the throngs of students as he attempts to witness and lead people to the Lord. How does he work his magic? Tracks? No. Working in the line of a soup kitchen? Not really. Proselytizing to the lost? Not quite.

Take this from the story:

This Brothaaa [sic] spends his time screaming at students and getting in their face—condemning the civil rights movement, calling all girls whores that should get back into the kitchen, and my favorite, sending masturbators to hell

This tool is just hitting the trifecta of diversity, ain’t he? Men, women and other cultures that aren’t like his scarcely, pasty behind. Stay classy, Rev.

As mentioned in the story, he does indeed have free speech and to deny him that right because he is a blooming idiot with a powerful voice box is unconstitutional and illegal. HOWEVER, speaking as a Christian and someone who tries to comprehend what it takes to actually try to win someone to Jesus, what crack pipe is he smoking?

MEMO to the witnessing wunderkind: You are doing more harm than good. How’s that set on your conscience?

Are you serious with this mess? You think calling women “sluts” and claiming every man on campus is going… not destined without Jesus… just flat out on a one-way plane to HELL because they can’t get too much of a “because it’s there” thing. How many crowns do you think you are aiming for in heaven with that behavior? Negative 3?

I just have one question, “Assuming this guy has a college education by his smart outfit, how would he know EVERY guy on campus handles up on his business?” Hmmm…

MEMO to James Madison University students: Do not shake hands with this man.

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