God Sighting of Month: How Grape Thou Art

Posted: September 6, 2008 in Denominational Fun, Good for a Giggle, On Your Wall, The Obvious Files
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Without fail, another visioner, delusion of a sacred figure has been documented, trotted out in front of the media and snatched up for the world to see – and stare in hilarity.

Today’s God sighting of the month hails from Arlington, Texas. Meet Becky Ginn, presumed soccer mom and failing herbivore, as she encountered a reverential raisin in the trash.

A makeup artist, Ms. Ginn said she’s seen in the media other images of the Holy Family portrayed in food, but she certainly never expected to discover one herself — especially as a devout Baptist. “I can Photoshop a zit off someone’s face,” she said. “I can’t Photoshop the Virgin Mary onto a grape.”

Nice. Well, let’s just hope this bit of juicy irony doesn’t appear on eBay as some sort of venerated fruit ready to make the greatest bottle of wine since Ernest & Julio Gallo hooked up.

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