Jesus Rocks: Heavenly Gaming coming soon

Posted: August 29, 2008 in Good for a Giggle, IJS, Networking, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture
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Once again, a well-meaning Christian creates an inauspicious product for purchase in hopes of second-hand witnessing and ends up hurling more hilarity at the Church and the thoughts of us not having any original thoughts.

CHRIST-mas is coming, so get ready saints… It’s Guitar Hero for Christians!

I suppose Heartland Christians, concerned Pentecostals and Bible-totin’ folk alike have issues with going to Toys R Us enabling their kids to rock out to the likes of “Guns N’ Roses,” “Iron Maiden,” and “Black Sabbath” – all bands not knowing for spewing evangelism for an encore.

To that end, Guitar Praise was invented. Kids, get those nimble fingers ready for the power chords you all love from Paul Baloche, Petra and Jennifer Knapp.

Can’t you hear the collective sighs?

Unfortunately XBOX and PS3 fans, Digital Praise is only being introduced for Mac OS X and Windows Vista and XP right now.

Ah well, I guess parents will have to risk their children “Shouting at the Devil” until this company sees fit to help Christian families to pray while they play. Rock on, saints!

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