For God’s sake, pass the butter!

Posted: August 27, 2008 in Good for a Giggle, On Your Wall
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I think I even have a penchant for the witty. I’ve enjoyed satire from time to time. But even HiScrivener on his best day couldn’t make this crap up. So, I’ll just post the headline.

DATELINE: Ocala, Fla. (Don’t ask me. I don’t know either.)

HEADLINE: Man pulls knife at church for butter

No, he wasn’t being kind at a church buffet because some dear saint had the rolls. No, he didn’t just happen to have the only butter knife for the local get together. He just really had a hankering to lather up his biscuit and when no one cared for his request, dude developed the dreaded disease…

[Cue horror music… suspense implied… eerie winds blowing… sorority chics screaming in the woods]


The entire story is brief, hilarious AND TRUE, so enjoy! And, if you find yourself getting antsy when you near Country Crock in the grocery store, please seek professional counsel. I hear it’s contagious.

  1. petermlopez says:

    Too funny! This could make Mike & Mike’s News of the Weird. Thanks for always being on the lookout for fun stuff.

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