Cancer Blunder from Down Under: Guglielmucci sees a shrink

Posted: August 23, 2008 in Above the Fold, Follow up, Keep it real, On Your Wall, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture, Testify
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NEW BRICKHOUSE SERIES ALERT – HiScrivener will follow this one like a shadow to a fat dude. IJS.

Yesterday, in case you haven’t heard, the Christian world (and its respective blogosphere) created mushroom cloud of toxic “What the eff” posts about the guy in this picture.

Each one of them, like the one on the Wall, screaming internationally as Michael Guglielmucci – Hillsong collaborator and the author of Christian anthem “Healer” – admitted the “aggressive cancer” impetus of his ministry was an utter and complete sham.

For two years, the world sent him love, support and a truckload of cash. Upon hearing the news, it’s easy to understand why some folk demand a refund from this larcenist. And in case it’s not clear, here’s a story excerpt from Australia’s Adelaide Now:

Another believer, Caroline, 46, donated $800 after seeing Mr Guglielmucci perform at the Edge Church at Reynella about five months ago. The grandmother, who is receiving a disability pension, was saving the money to take her four-year-old grandson – who is wheelchair-bound with cerebral palsy – to Sydney for a holiday.

“I feel like a real idiot,” she said. “I saw Michael talk and sing and he’s so very charismatic. I decided to donate the money because I thought it could benefit more people, but what a con.”

Sweet Caroline (Oh, come on! You had to see that coming!) is one of thousands that believed the B.S. this cat was shoveling. To which I say, how could you not? Have you seen the video of HIM SINGING THAT SONG?! You want to discuss anointing and unadulterated worship, check out the first post on the Wall in this brickhouse series and get back to me. This is music that would make your knees bend in genuflection involuntarily.

And now, instead of sitting in the confines of a cold, dry jail cell, Guglielmucci is lying on a plush leather couch in some psychiatrist’s office:

His lawyer revealed yesterday that the inspirational preacher was receiving psychiatric help after confessing to faking a two-year battle with terminal cancer.

Listen, I am handling this with kid gloves, because the relentless onslaught of mental jibes I would like to unleash on this dude just won’t come out. So, thanks to Jesus for that. I implore people to watch that video in the previous post because you just can’t fake that. No one – save Lucifer himself – can derive that kind of heavenly splendor out of such a swarthy place. There has to be a glimmer of glory in there somewhere. Doesn’t there?

I have to believe THAT is what wrote this song. THAT is what inspired him to sing praises of that caliber. THAT is what allowed him to finally admit this fleecing of the saints. And THAT is what is going to cause him to finally meet the HEALER he lied so much about for the previous two years.

It takes a seriously twisted and repugnant dude to pull off this stunt. One that should have A LOT less facial hair if he was taking proper medicine for CANCER. (Seriously?! No one thought of that in two whole years?!)

But God… but God.

We all have issues and we have all been forgiven for them. However, a special prayer should go out to the countless and faceless thousands whom supported Mikey here over his ailment. It may take them much longer to get over his issues than it will take Guglielmucci to do the same. Come on, “Healer”, do your thing. We can worry about that whole “reap what you sow” thing later.

  1. Jaded says:

    I’d like to see the whole church investigated now that this fraudster has ‘confessed’.
    Where’s all the money gone? How many more houses/lands have the churches bought in the name of God? Who do they belong to? It doesn’t take a genius to see that there are companies within companies so the churches can hide their ill gotten gains.
    As for Danny G not knowing his son was addicted to porn since he was 12? The question begs “where were you when your son was growing up and how could you NOT know about this? Aren’t you a devoted family man and christian?” Perhaps he was too busy fleecing his sheep.
    I’m sure there are many out there who will pray for Michael, yes pray for him and forgive him, but learn your lesson. Keep your wallets away from the likes of him and his church. You’re not helping anyone except these fraudsters line their ever growing pockets. It’s a business, don’t forget it. God doesn’t need your money, let these bludgers get a real job.

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