Joel Osteen: Victoria really does have a secret

Posted: August 6, 2008 in Above the Fold, Denominational Fun, On Your Wall, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture
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Victoria takes it too, namely for public appearancesAnd what is it? She’s got a date… with a judge, according to this story from KTVT-11 (CBS) in Dallas.

You may remember the Lakewood diva was on a flight from Houston to Vail, Colorado when suddenly Missus Tiara wasn’t greeted with the “first lady” red carpet of which she is accustomed.

That doesn’t stroke well when she noticed some spillage of club soda on her posh seat in first class. Following her appalling discovery, she cops a major ‘tude, throws a flight attendant against a bathroom door and elbows her in the left breast. Sounds justified.

FAA personnel then showed her another red carpet – that dingy one leading out of the plane and to the clink inside the airport.

So she paid a fine of three large and thought she would be done with it. Right? WRONG! You see Vikki, folk see you on TV. And when you decide to go all Bruce Lee on some hapless stewardess working for Continental Airlines, that spells “c-a-s-h-c-o-w” (No offense, Lady Victoria).

Is this lawsuit frivolous? Sure it is, but it’s entertaining. Get this:

Brown [said hapless stewardess] wants an apology and punitive damages amounting to 10 percent of Victoria Osteen’s net worth as part of her suit.

You know, if some dunce can sue Mickey D’s for offering hot coffee and said nitwit spills the coffee in her lap… and wins MILLIONS, anything can happen. I got ya’ back, Ms. Brown. Just remember what Don King would say, “Only in America.” And then again, as a certain football player has said in the past:

  1. hemroids says:

    try this is good

  2. Laura says:

    Say what you will..but I can read between the lines..(or the dumb blond jokes on his show) this man is not living in paradise with miss vickie… in fact he is always bragging about how much he puts up with or has to overlook..cause he is such a nice guy..right? His ego is soo large he cannot even see that truth about himself or her…I am getting so I cannot watch him.. it just sounds so fantasy..and unreal…!!
    Yeah lets hear it for those credit card jokes…right..?lol

  3. […] Stomach Turns” involving the Stepford wife, Victoria Osteen, takes to complete reiteration of why we are here (Vicky cracking open a can of sanctified whoop @$$ on a flight attendant) and how bad it allegedly […]

  4. Jeff Cruz says:

    You do not have ally your facts about the McDonald’s coffee lawsuit. she did not GET millions. The idiot jury awarded her 2.7 million, but

    On appeal, a judge lowered the award to $480,000, a fact not widely publicized in the media

    read more about the FACTS of that case here

  5. […] fraud, hypocrisy, issues, joel osteen, law, Religion, televangelist, tv So, the televangelist court saga of 2008 is underway as Missus Tiara Victoria Osteen (seen in the picture fresh off the plane) is taken to task for […]

  6. TheDeeZone says:

    Gee what would she have done if Contintinal had set her luggage on fire like they did mine?

  7. hiscrivener says:

    Nice. Oh believe you me. The next time Missus Tiara Osteen flies commercial with a slew of other people will be the day a few horses gallop out of the sky and this mysterious trumpet sounds.

    Other than that, she will be finely accommodated on Air Pimp One without the chaos of you know, people. After all, when you are at work 24/7, it’s nice to get a break from the “product.”

  8. I read about this story in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution this morning (I don’t know how it slipped past my radar in the first place, but oh well).

    You’re right – the lawsuit does border on frivilous, particularly with claims like this:

    According to court documents, Brown claims that she suffers from anxiety and hemorrhoids because of the incident involving Victoria Osteen and said her faith was affected. She is also suing Victoria Osteen for medical expenses for counseling.


    Now if this lady can sue a pimpette by claiming that her faith was affected, then there are a few pimps (Eddie Long and Andre Landers) that owe me some money too! Even though you could laugh off this alledged incident (which is what we’re supposed to call it until the judge drops the gavel on this mess), you gotta think there’s some merit to it, especially if the FAA got in on the action as well:

    The Federal Aviation Administration fined Victoria Osteen $3,000 for interfering with a crew member.

    This is a clear indication that Joel needs to invest in his own “Air Pimp One”. That way, they can keep it a bit more quiet when Vicky get’s to slapping around the help.

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