Apocalypse Watch: Buddha returns in 2030

Posted: August 4, 2008 in Above the Fold, Networking, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture
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Every once in a while, Wall Watchers have the opportunity to read about newsworthy events proselytizing the end of the world.

Be it Mayan fun guy, Quetzalcoatl or Abilene dumb guy, “Buffalo Bill” Hawkins, dates about the Lord’s return have been showing up since, well… the Lord got here in the first place.

And here’s another one, thanks to ABC News.

Apparently it’s a bit “heavy” on the human psyche so “roll over” to your PC and read at your own peril. That’s right, carnivores! By the year 2030, the most popular joke told around the water cooler will be something like:

“Yo mama is so skinny she inspires crack whores to diet”

I’m sure there will be plenty of more “excess” because fat will be in and ain’t no one going to be calling Jenny! No one! Here’s some more information from the report:

Currently, figures from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention put the prevalence of obesity in adults at about 66 percent. But lead study author Dr. Youfa Wang of the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health in Baltimore says that if current overweight and obesity trends continue, 86 percent of Americans could be overweight or obese by the year 2030.

So, tell your neighbors in church and along the Wall. Everything balloons in 22 years! Incidentally, if mankind is all going to look like Baby Buddhas, what really is Nirvana? A buffet line that never closes? Sheesh!

  1. thatdengfilipino says:

    Teachings will consist of recipes and we’ll be discussing the “skinny” epidemic! It’s a scary thought, though.

    It just reminded me of a joke.

    (Guy showing off)
    “Dang dude, you’ve got the body of a god!”
    “Yeah man, too bad it’s Buddha!”

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