So THAT’S why people scream, “Oh God!”

Posted: August 1, 2008 in Good for a Giggle, IJS, On Your Wall, Spin Doctor
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At least according to this plumb-donning, silk-wearing, gold grill-having and ultra blinging dude from Tucson.

Don’t believe me?

Meet John A. LaVoie.

This self-professed (and self-employed) pimp from Tucson, Ariz. He has to pay $2 MILLION in fines because of a little prostitution ring he had earning some “ill-gotten gains” (Um, nice editorial there).

So, why is this being posted on the Wall? Because this jheri-curl coifed nitwit says it was – wait for it – PART OF HIS CHURCH.

LaVoie claimed he was a minister of the Church of Liberty, a church he founded. He ran a massage and prostitution business in his building called Angel’s Heaven. LaVoie claimed Angel’s Heaven was part of his church, and clients only gave donations.

Now, that’s rich. They only gave “donations”. Really, Captain Obvious? And I suppose the IRS just takes out a love offering from my check. What about the cops that arrested you, Slick Willie? Were they just “laying hands” on you as you were put in the pokey?

At any rate, when your “miniskry” closes Pimp Daddy Nash, keep in mind one thing –
you may call the street corners and back alleys you troll a “mission field”, but alas, it really is that hard out there for a pimp. Enjoy unemployment, brother. Man, pimpin’ ain’t easy.

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