MEMO from God: “What’s wrong with this picture?”

Posted: July 26, 2008 in Keep it real, On Your Wall, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture, WWJD
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Meet spare professional tennis player, Ashley Harkleroad, to find out.

Evidently, her game blows and she is tired of… well, pick your favorite woman’s tennis player and put her name here because I’m drawing a blank… getting all the news and decided to make headlines another way.

That’s right, sports fans. She posed in Playboy.

So, why is it on the Wall and not some mechanic’s bathroom stall?

Because she was adamant about showing off AN ICHTHUS ON HER NAVEL IN THE SHOT. Click on the link and answer God’s memo.

Lady, Christians are FAR – almost circumnavigate the globe – from perfect. Regretfully, we all have issues, but you don’t see the hypocrisy here?

Listen, here’s a quick history lesson for you: the word “Fornication” is something the Church knows way too much about because it usually leads to much more. However, the word in Greek is something you know way too much about, “porneo” – a derivative of many sleazy, dirty old men that will learn to appreciate the aforementioned tattoo more than you care to know… er, the word “pornography”.

So, your quote really doesn’t inspire many little girls wearing the promise rings they got in youth group:

“I still believe in God, but God made female athletes beautiful and sexy, and I want to represent that.”

Then how about winning a match or a Grand Slam, get the trophy and thank God… and look good doing it?! Just a thought.

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Comments
  1. hiscrivener says:

    Yeah. I think that’s the point… until now. Who knows? Maybe the poor thing will get some money out of this (ahem) “photo shoot” and earn some to hire Martina Hingis or Navratilova for tennis lessons.

    Good times.

  2. thatdengfilipino says:

    Nothing says “I’m a Christian” like baring it all in an issue of Playboy.

    Tsk, tsk, Harkleroad.

    Didn’t really hear about her before this, to be honest.

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