Global warming takes Jesus

Posted: July 16, 2008 in Good for a Giggle, On Your Wall
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Well, maybe that’s a little exaggerated.

This is actually under the “GOD SIGHTING OF THE MONTH” category, but since we already had one ridiculous sighting this month, I thought I would get jiggy with it.

And here it is – God was found in a bowl of ice cream?! Seriously? You would think the A/C in heaven works fairly well and the Almighty wouldn’t have to be seen vacationing in the polar ice caps of your flippin’ freezer treats.

The story, from Salt Lake City, has a quote that is fitting for a story this absurd:

“Today it was so warm with the weather spimoni Jesus melted.  So, spimoni Jesus is no more.  And I kind of think it’d be kind of cool if in three days spumoni Jesus comes back,” said co-owner Steve Hatch.

“Spumoni”?! Why not German Chocolate for its flavor? Or since God is about all creeds and religions, hit up in some Neapolitan? You’re God, so splurge a little. Knock out a banana split or even for a “Ta-Dah” moment, show up in a Cherry Limeade. Now, that’s entertainment!

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