This is actually under the “GOD SIGHTING OF THE MONTH” category, but since we already had one ridiculous sighting this month, I thought I would get jiggy with it.
And here it is – God was found in a bowl of ice cream?! Seriously? You would think the A/C in heaven works fairly well and the Almighty wouldn’t have to be seen vacationing in the polar ice caps of your flippin’ freezer treats.
The story, from Salt Lake City, has a quote that is fitting for a story this absurd:
“Today it was so warm with the weather spimoni Jesus melted. So, spimoni Jesus is no more. And I kind of think it’d be kind of cool if in three days spumoni Jesus comes back,” said co-owner Steve Hatch.
“Spumoni”?! Why not German Chocolate for its flavor? Or since God is about all creeds and religions, hit up in some Neapolitan? You’re God, so splurge a little. Knock out a banana split or even for a “Ta-Dah” moment, show up in a Cherry Limeade. Now, that’s entertainment!