God is coming back… yet again

Posted: June 27, 2008 in On Your Wall

Here we go again. Most recently, celebrated loon, multi-level marketer and false prophet “Buffalo Bill” Hawkins decided he was done with this domicile called Earth, so he claims it’s gonna blow on June 12.

As the saying goes, “I’ve SLEPT since then.” So suffice to say, Armageddon was thwarted by some tool with bad teeth and little comprehension of the Bible. What’s next? Evidently, the Dutch has been inhaling way too much turpentine while building IKEA furniture and have collectively decided the end of the world will dawn upon in… 2012.

Seriously! Read this story from FOX News. And enjoy this nitwit and her quote:

“You know, maybe it’s really not that bad that the Netherlands will be destroyed,” Petra Faile said. “I don’t like it here anymore. Take immigration, for example. They keep letting people in. And then we have to build more houses, which makes the Netherlands even heavier. The country will sink even lower, which will make the flooding worse.”

Honestly, if The Netherlands consider immigration as a determinant for the apocalypse, I believe California, Arizona and Texas would have been raptured long ago. They don’t call Dallas/Fort Worth the “Mex-o-plex” for nothing.

  1. […] until 2012 and by then, I’ll figure out how to say that half-breed mammal’s name. We covered Buffalo Bill faithfully, so Mr. “In need of a neuter” will be no exception. Stay tuned, eschatology […]

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