Archive for June 27, 2008

As both candidates continue to forge ahead and court the evangelical vote, strategies are beginning to rear its cosmetically-enhanced head.

Team Obama is going head long into the buckle of the Bible belt making it obvious, “Hey Christians. Hillary really won’t be my Veep. Pick me. I even quit that church.”

Team McCain? Eh… he’s still focused on WarGames and really isn’t interested.

According to this story from the AP, if he continues that course of action, he may be asking Barack for a job. (Or in his home state, a yob).

MEMO to anyone pew warmers thinking about warming their couch on Election Day: “You’re a fool.” Plain, simple, effective. Votes were not given to you because you had fortune to be born in this country. You have a vote, a choice to have a say ANYTHING in political affairs because of the actions of some brave men and women. They’re called soldiers, maybe you’ve heard of them? Recently? Iraq? Anyone?

Now you might be saying, “Well, well. I won’t vote for anyone that thinks abortion is a swell idea, so I just won’t vote. WWJD?” He would shut up and study! A guy he influenced once wrote, “Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth” (2 Timothy 2:14-15).

STUDY. The issues, not the candidates, are what this country is about. The principles in the polling booth is what you should be focused on, not who is spouting the 10-year plan of dealing with them. That’s our right, but it’s YOUR responsibility. So, get of your Blessed @$$urance and locate your nearest candidate. To your corners!

Here we go again. Most recently, celebrated loon, multi-level marketer and false prophet “Buffalo Bill” Hawkins decided he was done with this domicile called Earth, so he claims it’s gonna blow on June 12.

As the saying goes, “I’ve SLEPT since then.” So suffice to say, Armageddon was thwarted by some tool with bad teeth and little comprehension of the Bible. What’s next? Evidently, the Dutch has been inhaling way too much turpentine while building IKEA furniture and have collectively decided the end of the world will dawn upon in… 2012.

Seriously! Read this story from FOX News. And enjoy this nitwit and her quote:

“You know, maybe it’s really not that bad that the Netherlands will be destroyed,” Petra Faile said. “I don’t like it here anymore. Take immigration, for example. They keep letting people in. And then we have to build more houses, which makes the Netherlands even heavier. The country will sink even lower, which will make the flooding worse.”

Honestly, if The Netherlands consider immigration as a determinant for the apocalypse, I believe California, Arizona and Texas would have been raptured long ago. They don’t call Dallas/Fort Worth the “Mex-o-plex” for nothing.