Archive for June 25, 2008

Never fail, it’s here… or should I say ‘He’s here’. And this time, making a special appearance in a sonogram.

Yeppers, evidently the Son of God doesn’t get enough pub – what with the Pope, politics and preachers – he’s got to bump a child out of his first “Hi Mom” pose.

Florida residents Joaquin Garcia, and his baby mama Amy Janer, say baby is on the right and that’s the King of Kings sneaking a mug shot on the left. See his lips, goatee, nose and left eye there?

Well, apparently they did.

You see, when people are desperate to hear from God, anything can happen. Some are delusional like Manson, Jones and Koresh and others are innocent like Amy here. According to the story, she had a miscarriage before this child and believes that this diorama was all she needed.

I guess it worked because Amy and Joaquin delivered a healthy 8 oz. baby. Proof, if God can use the bone of a donkey, he’ll use anything to get our attention, even the crevices of a woman’s placenta to say, “Hi Mom.”

MEMO to the U.S. Government: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed is evidently the wrong guy targeted as the focus for American guile and antipathy for Ground Zero. At least it seems according to some Web crafty staffer in the McCain campaign office (allegedly).

Evidently, this guy understands two things necessary for today’s politics: how to pique the interest of evangelicals by evoking religious potpourri (like the Bible Code noted below) and waving the American flag and watching eagles fly overhead.

Enjoy! Oh, and free post and latitude to the genius that finds something in McCain’s WIKI page. You know, it’s all about equal time on the wall.

In a drive-thru world where everyone seems to be shouting at the microwave to hurry up, it’s fitting that this country wants a Burger King religion and “have it their way.” Well, thanks to the blessing of modern-day technology, now you can.

Meet WikiBible.

Yes, as in, “If you don’t like it, rewrite it.” Well, now all those pesky Old Testament scriptures that cause rednecks and liberal theologians alike so much angst, now you too can have something common in with Moses. Write another chapter of the Bible if you want.

Evidently, the WikiBible is “a wikiproject to create an original, open content translation of the source text of the Bible that will be in the Public Domain.”

THIS is why the Wall exists. You think God is crazy about this idea? Lemme consult the original version:

I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book (Revelation 22:18-19).

Here’s another quip from the Site:

This is a work in progress. Everyone is welcome.

Sorry? The Bible… work in progress… seriously? I realize a nice “Amen” moment in churches across this great land of ours is that Acts 29 is being written TODAY. That’s called a metaphor, Wikiheads. You can’t actually put pen to paper and write the “Book of (insert your name here).” What is this world coming to? Oh yeah, that’s why we are here.

Big shout out to John at True Discernment for hipping us to this, eh-hem, ‘project’.