I know, utterly ironic, right?!
The church… eh, cult known for creating more offspring than a pair of rabbits on a deserted island has been orphaned, in a funny sense.
According to this story from the Houston Chronicle, FLDS has no leader because Jeffs is in lockdown and no one else seems to know how to take the lead of the stained pulpit vacated at YFZ Ranch.
Never fear, just in time for political season, even Warren Jeffs has a ‘short list’ of candidates for succession. Thank goodness. We now bring you back to the freak show in Eldorado.
BTW, anyone hear George Michael humming in your ear? Well, I suppose that’s appropriate considering folk of FLDS need a little “Faith.” (ROCK ME!)