King Kong finds religion and a PhD

Posted: June 10, 2008 in Denominational Fun, On Your Wall, PC is not for ME, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture
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Here's looking at you, smart alecs

Chalk up yet another valid – and severly awkward – reason not to become Hindu.

Now, stay tuned ladies. Don’t be skeered. Kong has met the Dalai Lama AND got his smarts on.

In case you don’t have the time to jump to the story, an Indian business college has a pecuilar candidate selection for its chairman. His name is Lord Hanuman. Sounds official and important, eh? Well, settle your Dharma. Hanuman is a MONKEY GOD. Yeah, that’s right.

For all those students looking to better their business savvy in New Delhi, stick to your books because in-office direction from the Chair’s office could involve swinging from the chandeliers – literally. Oh, and eating bananas, sniffing each other’s booties and of course, slinging poo at the office secretary.

Good times ensues the student body for sure as Hanuamn’s inferiors report to him in an office full of incense and bamboo. And why not? You need something to cover that terrible odor. Have you been to the zoo lately? Lord have mercy! No wonder Kong went to the top of the Empire State Building. The fresh breeze up there probably did wonders for the funk his body was catching.


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