FLDS: When a man loves a ‘woman’

Posted: June 4, 2008 in Above the Fold, Denominational Fun, Follow up, Spin Doctor
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Kisses!Fresh on the heels of the landmark decision to uh, allow mothers to raise their children [he says with tongue firmly planted in cheek], the freaks at YFZ Ranch, er… elders of the FLDS put out a press statement with a change of heart has been made on this whole polygamy thingy.

The church is clarifying its policy toward marriage. Therefore, in the future, the church commits that it will not preside over the marriage of any woman under the age of legal consent in the jurisdiction in which the marriage takes place.

So, in other words, we will marry them off to 45-year old dirty old men as young as possible without getting busted and going through this whole twisted prank call issue.

The church believes in purity, cleanliness, and innocence.

Well, that’s good. And did I mention the FLDS church also believes in child labor laws, knitting, restraint from hairbrushing and ‘breaking items in’ before they reach the age of depreciation.

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