Beyonce: “I can’t go to church anymore”

Posted: May 23, 2008 in Snap, Crackle and POP Culture
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I'm a survivor... just not on Sundays…And the best part is that she is just too famous to do anything about it.

Look here, Mrs. Jay-Z. I thought you ‘were a survivor’?! What happened to all that woman-power? I understand not wanting to wake up early on a Sunday. I get that you backslid at a party the night before. But to claim your ego is too big…er… your fame won’t allow you to go to church is absurd.

I have been a part (through work or membership) of churches with famous people and noted folk who seem to enjoy their front-row pew without fear of the bum rush from adoring fans. You see, it’s called CHURCH, and according to the Bible, you need to get your tail there.

You can handle the onslaught the overbearing paparazzi, but a few cutsy saints with cell phones puts you over the top?! Great. Did I mention I have some land in Iraq to sell you?

If your pastor doesn’t have the authority to tell people to sit down and be quiet to enjoy why they REALLY showed up on a Sunday morning, then you got bigger issues than just having a nice voice. You need to find another church.

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