Archive for May 17, 2008

He calls it the buzz that healsEvery once in a while, wall watchers need a refresher as to what God may be warning us about these days. What he is unhappy about and how he is a little terse of things being represented as “churchy”.

Meet Shawn Fluewelling.

Sorry, that’s “Rev.” Fluewelling, who believes his civil and religious liberties have been violated. You see, Rev here is an advocate of smoking tree, getting baked and calling it religion.

Rev. Toker faces one felony count of possession with the intent to deliver and a misdemeanor count of possessing paraphernalia after police found nine grams of pot in plastic baggies inside his Meridian [Idaho] home.

That’s some sacrament.

Oh yeah, the name of his “church” is “The Hawai’i Cannabis Ministries”. Ain’t that cute, even dazed and confused, Mr. Hippie Lettuce here can make a funny. T-H-C Ministries? Hello? Anyone smell brownies?

Well, after you watch the news report from KIVI-TV on the link, brownies may not be the only thing you should smell from this wannabe ganja head Rastafarian.

Adam and SteveSo, the Pope has finally issued his press release about the state of California’s remarkable overturn of its 61% voter-approved gay marriage ban. In it, was a phrase that caught my obscured attention:

“The union of love, based on matrimony between a man and a woman, which makes up the family, represents a good for all society that can not be substituted by, confused with, or compared to other types of unions,” he said.

So far, so good, Pontiff…

The pope also spoke of the inalienable rights of the traditional family, “founded on matrimony between a man and a woman, to be the natural cradle of human life”.

Awww, he had me right until the end. You see, that word “in-alien-able” holds new meaning with Cardinal Ratzinger thanks largely to this post and story… what’s next? An extended family to include E.T., Predator, Alien Mother and maybe the robot from ‘Lost in Space’? Good times at Thanksgiving, that’s for sure.