Whale of a Ride: God vs. Nature

Posted: May 3, 2008 in Follow up, Networking, On Your Wall
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Give peace a chanceWell, Darwin would enjoy this update about Bible Park USA, as would atheist meteorologists.

Evidently some “concerned citizens” in the greater Murfreesboro metropolis are thinking biblical references at said amusement funland for church groups everywhere would create environmental issues.

I expect the ACLU to lead the charge with padlock in hand, but the environment interest groups? Seriously? The very entity that created the heavens and earth is going to be kept out of the amusement business because folk would rather enjoy paradise rather than tossing their cookies celebrating it?! OK, I jest [albeit a tad], but what’s next?

Greenpeace picketing Bible Park USA with inventive signs like:

  • Bible Park USA and Jeremiah have something in common, “Don’t gonna happen.”
  • It’s not the Garden of Eden, but it’s our forest and let’s keep it that way
  • No room at the inn… or in here either
  • With no trees, where’s Narnia going to be relocated?
  • The Burning Bush is just another fire hazard
  • Solomon’s Temple? That’s a lot of natural resources to build that thing
  • Does heaven have a recycling program

And of course,

  • WWJD: Where Would Jesus Dig

Yeah, we’ll be following this story too. Good times.

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