Benny Hinn admits his “relationship” with Paula White

Posted: August 15, 2010 in Above the Fold, Follow up, OMG!, Televised Theology and Toiletries
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Benny Hinn and Paula White red handed, literally

I love my pastor, but I ain't holding his hand!

Sounds so seedy, doesn’t it?

Both went to Rome for a Vatican getaway, allegedly at the Pontiff’s behest (yeah, like he needs her advice).

So when all of the sudden out of the catacombs arrives an ill-mannered paparazzi photographer and snapped the two during their Italian tryst shopping for a glove that fit for two, the evangelical world stopped on a dime.

Naturally, both “independently determined” this report was utter poppycock (although they repeated each others’ press release), and the news kept on coming. From blogs to mainstream Christian media, no one believed them and everyone doubted them.

Hinn is a husband scorned by an ex-wife who thinks her own miniskry is taking off and White… well, she thinks she is at a swap meet outside Compton most of the time anyway so we will just move on.

Indubitably, they both took a hit and considering both are in the news more for what they are not doing for the Gospel, I would say this could create a ripple in the financial blessings of both of their worlds. Something had to be done… and wouldn’t you know it?

Benny Hinn came forward in an exclusive with Charisma magazine. Well, kinda.

Evangelist Benny Hinn recently admitted at a crusade in Oakland, Calif., to having a “friendship” with fellow minister Paula White while he’s still married after a tabloid pictured them holding hands in Rome on July 13. But the well-known healing minister says the relationship is over.

Paula White and Benny Hinn still just friends

Yes, we're single and we like to mingle.

So, here’s a thought:

Brother Benny, what in the world do you call the “things” you have with fellow male ministers in the TBN circuit? Holy Ghost encounters?

No, you call them friendships, you dolt. You know, like the rest of the world.

You may roll with the Holy Ghost a lot more than most of us, but I’m fairly certain that doesn’t mean you are smarter than the rest of us.

Here’s a news flash – I’m married, and I have “friendships”. With women. [Cue scary music]. And guess what, I don’t fly them to Rome to buy Gucci, fool.

But just in case the Church wasn’t on to the rouse Captain Nehru was exhibiting, there’s more to this uh, “confession”:

“A friendship did develop,” Hinn said of White in Oakland on July 30. “Hear this: No immorality whatsoever. These people out there are making it sound like we had an affair. That’s a lie.”

Dude, your wife split and Paula left her man while he was sick and bankrupt. A classy catch she does not make, but meh? Whatever floats your coifed hairpiece… eh, hairdo.

So, you were friends, big deal. MEMO to Benny Hinn’s internal PR-ish department: I have friends and I don’t fly their narrow behinds to Rome and hold hands longingly. Friends don’t let friends get caught by the National Enquirer. Only “Hollywood lite” folks with too much time on their hands. Well, in this case… in their hands. (Thanks, I’m here until Tuesday.)

To wrap up the interview, we have the most real words Hinn echoed:

“I don’t care how strong you are,” Hinn added. “I don’t care if the anointing of God is mighty on you. Nobody wants to be alone. I don’t care who you are. I am a human being just like you.”

Yes, Brother Benny. Yes, you are. You stink like us. You mislead like us. You lie like a dog like us. And you did all of them with this report.
“Birds of a feather flock together” is an old adage for a reason. It’s been true for so many years. You know who marries cops? Lots of other cops. Lawyers? That’s right, attorneys and the occasional paralegals.

So, why is it so hard to believe that national televangelists would not find more than just “common ground” in each other’s company?
That’s understandable… still rather gross, but at least we get it.

Admit that and you gain respect. Admit to a harrowing “friendship” as if you are some eunuch with a slow pulse and people laugh at you even more. Surely, you must have asked the Holy Ghost that one.

Well, then again, maybe not.

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Comments
  1. willy says:

    BH You lied. You did not keep your woody in your pants. She is a hot sexy woman and you sir are a damn liar.

  2. patty smith says:

    You will know them by their fruit, their fruit is adultry, both false profits

  3. I am just grateful to God that none of us is perfect and that we all fall short of the Glory of God. All have sinned. Jesus said he who is without sin throw the first stone, he didn’t say he who is a Christian no he said he who is without sin throw the first stone.

  4. RoseMary says:

    Well ! Well! Well !; What An APPAULING, SHOCKING, IMMORAL, Pair Benny Hinn & Paula White Are. What A Ruddy Cheek Those 2 Have To Really Believe They Can Just Pop Off 2 Rome, Have A Filthy Sexual IMMORAL Secret Love Affair & Expect CHRISTians Around The World To Just Brush It All Aside. And Say ”She’ll B Right Mates”. In Their Dreams. We R Not Stupid. Please Give Us Some Credabillity & Stop Seeing Me & Thousands Of Good CHRISTians Around The World As Stupid. Now, Benny & His Wife Are Getting Bak 2Gether Again. BooHoo Folks. How Can Suzanne Hinn Have Been Addicted To Precp; Drugs? Seems To Many Of Us She Was Not Obeying What JESUS CHRIST Spoke In HIS WORD “The Bible”. Just Cause` Benny & Suzanne R Getting So Called Marred Again, They Falsely Believe;That All The CHRISTians Will Overlook ALL The Wicked Stuff, That’s Been Going On Over The Last Few Years. What A Joke They ALL Are. Must Need Money. I Am A Born-Again CHRISTian; FOLKS, PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY MONEY. OR PAULA WHITE’S MININSTRY IF SHE STILL HAS ONE. THEY ARE RIPPING YOU CHISTians OFF FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU PHONE, WRITE, E-MAIL, TEXT, VISIT IN PERSON & ASK ALL OF THEM FOR MONEY TO HELP YOU OUT. CAUSE` You CHRISTians R The One’s Who Have Brought Their Million Dollar Homes For Them. Expensive Cars. Have Expensive Holidays. As In Rome.Please Do Not Give Any Money. They Have ALL Had Their Chanches & Have Blown It. GOD Bless ALL You Honest CHRISTian Folk. Be Ware Of WOLVES In Sheep In Clothings.Help Each Other. Not Make The WOLVES Rich. *** BEWARE ***

  5. Anna yakubu says:

    only GOD knows d truth..benny and paula are still my mentor

  6. I AM LOOKING FOR SOME ONE TO TAKE ME bible school says:

    please man of GOD im a boy with 22 years old GOD has calld me in prophet i am looking for same one to take me to the BIBLE SCHOOL PLEASE MAN OF GOD A

  7. Anna Knapp says:

    I saw this happen in a local church before a Bible Study I had been asked to do. The Holy Spirit led me to say that people are foolish if they ever think for a moment that God isn’t watching every move we make not even thinking what I had seen earlier. At that the minister jumped up and went to his office and I was never asked to do a Bible Study again and left the church shortly after that as his wife got nasty with me like she would give everyone a bulletin except me etc. It was her I felt sorry for but he turned her against me as well because of his infidelity. And the beat goes on in our churches!

  8. tezcan says:

    Ne buyuk bir bilgi paylasimi icin tesekkur ederiz. Bu benim ogrenme bana cok yardimci olacaktir.

  9. Areliss says:

    Well, I just want to say that here, in planet Earth, holding hands with another person in that context while you’re married isn’t quiet normal. We only hold hands with people who are emotionally close to us. Plus, as a globlal standard, we let unknown people to get 3 or 4 feet close to us, acquainted people and friends 3 feet close to us, our intimate circle of people: parents, spouse, children, to come any closer. Anyone who’s beyond those 3 feet belongs to that intimate circle, or for some unnormal reason is invading our personal space. It’s not my work to point those ministers as this or that, but the truth is those pictures show something that’s not coherent with what they’re telling people.

  10. thulani says:

    those two people are not man of GOD , that the trueth say amen somebody

  11. E.P. says:

    DEAR PEOPLE JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED!! WHAT IF THERE
    COMES A TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU TO WILL BE TEMPTED OF
    SOMEONE OR SOMETHING, WHAT IF YOU WERE ALONE, COULD YOU
    STAND THE TEST OF TEMPTATION? DIVORCE IS SO VERY SAD, AND
    HURTS TERRIBLY, ESPECIALLY IF THE TWO HAVE CHILDREN
    TOGETHER!! WE SHOULD BE PRAYING FOR THEM, NOT SPEAKING
    EVIL OF THEM!! LET US BE CAREFUL WHAT WE SAY AND DO, LEST
    WE TOO ARE TEMPTED!! MAY GOD HELP US TO NOT JUDGE OTHERS
    FOR OUR FATHER ‘GOD’ IS OUR JUDGE!! GOD BLESS YOU DEAR
    PEOPLE, GOD TRULY LOVES YOU AND WANTS TO SAVE YOU, PLEASE
    LET HIM IN…….

  12. Joy says:

    I just want to ask one question. How many of you are praying for Benny Hinn? God don’t judge people. God corrects people using situation. We, as a believers or non-believers shouldn’t make any commands if we didn’t pray for the man of God. Because those who judge people will be judged when the time comes. We are not God and so does Benny Hinn. It is very easy for the people in the lower place to yell and scream and also judge the leaders.

  13. Jody says:

    Ann B–me also—but it is time for “mighty men (woman) around us to fall”–sad

    • rainu says:

      spirit of Antichrist…………………… that;s it……. God is holy .. he cannot live in sin………… he needs his temple to be holy…………………………. why dont people look at the life of these preachers and check on the word of God…………….. why do people blind foldedly run after miracles than read the word of God and know the will of God about a life servants of God should lead………………………..it is not checking life of others rather it is exposing the sin….. i liked this articles…………………..

  14. youre busy checking on people’s lives who are u? are u God?
    We all got issues but the question is: are you dealing with your
    or you are busy looking at other people’s issues? If Mr Hinn committed sin it is God to judge him not you. You got your own cross to carry, dont try to carry other people’s cross

    • Jane says:

      Sorry but this is not true. We do have to make sure that if we are listening to a Pastor preach that they in fact are living a pure life, sexually moral. It says so in the Book of Timothy. For him to like is unexeceptable. If however, he admitted his sin and repented, he could be forgiven.

  15. Mary Lou says:

    I’m slightly bemused by everyone and anyone who has joined the band wagon to add insult to injury;Sex sure sells!! What are you all made of WOOD??? The word of God states “there is NONE righteous;No not One”!!!Rom 3:9-10.Who made you judge and jury??Those of you who claim to be so distraught by ALL the allegations;Go ahead and cast the FIRST STONE!! There’s a saying that “People and glass houses should NOT throw stones”,and also beware that “He who laughs first laughs LAST!!! Whatever it is that they have DONE let God be the Judge.On the other hand you can carry on with all the snide remarks;1John1:5-10,for all you know God who is faith to forgive has done just that!

    • hiscrivener says:

      Mary, seriously? “Cast the first stone” is LITERALLY one of the oldest excuses in the book. We are not permitted to judge people, but 1 Corinthians 2 says that a “spiritual man should judge all THINGS.” This “thing” that happened between these two called people that should definitely know better was a clear reflection that no matter who in the heck you are in relation to God’s divine mission, you should still wise as a serpent… instead of letting the serpent bite you in the behind. Peace.

  16. Sweet. Baby. Jesus!!! I’ve been deliberatly incognito thie entire summer, so naturaly I haven’t heard a word of any of this. Am I surprised? No – snakes of a feather (I’m mixing metaphors but you get my meaning)…good grief, time for a shower!

  17. Ann Brock says:

    Pastor Benny admits ‘Friendship’ with Paula White but tells his TV audience it’s over…I’m so finish with Pastor Benny.

    • Joy says:

      sad for you because your faith is so small. besides who are we? we are not god. let god do his thing to judge.

    • Sara says:

      Maybe Benny should hook up with Rielle Hunter they have a lot in common. They both think it’s ok to have affairs in marriage & when in
      a monogamous relationship. They both are narcassitic & think their shit don’t stink. They both love money enough to betray their significant others & try to place the blame on others rather than accept responsibility for being unfaithful shit bags. Hope they both rot in hell

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