God Sighting of the Month: A Toasty Revelation

jesus-toastYou know, it’s the middle of the month and payday is here.

Which is a good thing because I need to go grocery shopping and – thanks to this story from Pompano Beach, Fla. – I can get my Willy Wonka on, find some Wonder bread and search for that “golden loaf.”

Call me inspired, but what else do you expect when this surf boy, Troy Eckonen, masticates his breakfast and discovers JESUS IN HIS FRENCH TOAST!

And his last piece, no less.

Good thing Troy stopped to belch up all that syrup because we would have been cheated out of a sighting this month, Wall Watchers. And that would been a travesty, but then again, next month is December so you know we will check out Jesus hanging out in the mall, winter parks and Christmas tree displays.

The ironic thing is that ‘Toast Jesus’ is missing his abdomen because Troy just about devoured the syrup-covered Savior. Somewhere, the Pope, those crashing at the Vatican and uber-devout Roman Catholics are complaining about transubstantiation – and we know how sticky that argument can get.

Good times this coming Sunday at mass.

One Response

  1. Jesus on toast – the best thing since sliced bread!

    That’s hilarious. And I couldn’t leave a comment without leaving props to your reference to “wonder bread” – hilarious – LMBO – way to method up!

    You’ve been “thumbs up stumbled upon”!

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