Good news, Wall Watchers… Rev. Billy Graham is doing well after an overnight hospitalization, thanks to CNN.

Graham, a near nonagenarian come Nov. 7, was hanging out in the Smoky Mountains at “Little Piney Cove” when he tripped… over the dog.

Please! Like you haven’t done this?!

You wake up early in the morning to pee. (Let’s keep it real, people). While stumbling into corners and doors, you get the porcelain destination and handle up on your business. Little did you know, your faithful companion stumbled up with you, threw his or her fuzzy carcass down at the foot of the door – ever-faithful to remain by your side.

You flush, wash and… careen into the adjacent wall, bruise your forehead with your pajamas sliding down to your ankles.

Oh sure, you stand straight up and blame the dog for your moment on “America’s Funniest Home Videos”, but deep down you know, you loved it. Such is life at the Graham homestead as well – except when he does it, America’s holds its breath and awaits the outcome. When you do it… well, your significant other yells at you for waking up the kids and demands you get your blessed @$$urance back to bed!

Ah well, let’s hope ACLU doesn’t call PETA for abuse. Back to the news.

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  1. hiscrivener says:

    Tony, if you are as sick as me, you need to get yourself checked. Two decades in the media and working for ministries messed with my in a major way. Thank God I’m saved. I’d really be lost. :)

    Thanks for the constant words and support, brother.

    Peace,
    HiScrivener

  2. Tony Cathey says:

    This is probably one of the funniest posts I have ever read! I love your site, cause you are as sick as me, but you take it even further….Great job!

    Tony

    http://www.imablogger.net

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