Detroit criminals “find” Jesus

Posted: June 5, 2008 in Denominational Fun, On Your Wall
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J.J. on “Good Times” always used to tell his parents, “Nah, I don’t steal things. I fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind them.”

Many people come to the Cross, repentant and soulfully destitute claiming to “have found Jesus.”

I believe these tools in Detroit, Michigan would have to say a little of both.

Police were investigating, but department spokesman James Tate said it was doubtful thieves had mistaken the plaster statue for copper. People who steal copper know what copper is and what it feels like,” Tate said. “There is no way they would think a plaster statue is some type of metal.”

Unless of course they were blind thieves, were wearing gloves and went to robbin’ at night. Put another in that line… make room y’all.

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  1. [...] Fun, Follow up and On Your Wall Tags: crime, cross, Jesus Yesterday, we posted on the Wall an unfortunate story about some ne’er-do-wells determined to make it to hell by stealing a crucifix. Only issue [...]

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